18 things you might not know about being born on Christmas Day

You may have wondered what it is like being a Christmas baby; you may not have. If you haven’t, then you’re part of the problem. If you have, then here’s some insight, totally from my own experience …

1. The more you know about the history of Christmas the more you might want to point out that Jesus almost certainly wasn’t born on Christmas Day, but you really were.

2. Everyone remembers your birthday … except maybe on the day.

3. You’ll get ‘combined’ presents – sometimes worth 150 per cent of the value of a birthday or Christmas present. But if you organise it ahead of time, you can put the purchasing power to good use. Just don’t get a tent when you’re 12ish and never use it.

4. You wonder whether it might be nice to have a whole day devoted to your birthday on the actual day.

5. When you have kids and one is born on December 22, you’ll be thankful for small mercies.

6. People will often make jokes about you sharing a birthday with Jesus; suggesting you must be just like him, there’s a payoff if you get a job telling people how great Jesus is.

7. As a kid you’ll think it sucks that you don’t get school birthday parties and everyone is on holidays for your actual birthday – November 25 is a reasonable idea.

8. You’ll believe the ideal birthday is somewhere around June-July, and after your eldest, that’s when you’ll aim to have your kids. You’ll notice that your siblings are born between May and August.

9. You’ll think it’s an advantage that when someone says happy birthday to you, you have the ready-made reply ‘Merry Christmas’.

10. You’ll appreciate that every Christmas after your birth, you can claim to be ‘the best Christmas present’ your parents ever received, and you’ll know it’s true (even if your dad gets a great gadget or Sonos speaker).

11. You’ll realise there’s some mileage to be had in everyone feeling sorry for you.

12. When you meet another Christmas baby, you’ll bond instantly. You’ll also be thankful you’re not born on February 29.

13. Whenever you give your date of birth anywhere public, a penny will drop about three seconds later, and you’ll have to have ‘that’ conversation. It’s worth making bingo cards.

14. You will, at some point, realise that pity parties are no fun and Christmas is less self-interested (and less given to disappointment and anti-climax) than a birthday, with a much more powerful story, and so, of much more value to the people in your life. Birthdays eventually become a scary reminder that you’re getting closer to death; Christmas is a reminder you no longer need to fear death.

15. It is kinda fun that everyone gets presents on your birthday, but that your haul is twice as big. So long as you forget that everyone gets a birthday, but only you have to wait exactly 12 months for one instalment of presents (other December babies get it just as bad … aim for July).

16. You’ll always have Boxing Day as the day after your birthday, and it is the best day of the year.

17. Everyone will ask you what it is like to have your birthday on Christmas Day. That question will puzzle you because you have not experienced the alternative and you can’t really tell how much your unique birthday has made you the person you are.

18. You’ll wonder if getting a job that makes Christmas one of the more important dates on the calendar was a great idea, but then you’ll remember point 14.

Nathan Campbell is pastor of City South Presbyterian Church in Brisbane. This article is republished with permission from Nathan’s blog.